This is the original J.D.s Manifesto composed by G.B. Jones and Bruce LaBruce)

Sex. The final frontier.

This is the voyage of JDs, its continuing mission: to seek out and destroy outdated ideas about sex.

What are you? Gay or something? What do you think Sid and Johnny were doing before Nancy? And, like, haven't you ever heard of the Buzzcocks? And what were you doing when Dee Dee Ramone was giving head on 42nd Street? And Phranc was in Nervous Gender? OK, now it's the Nip Drivers - Quentin Crisp; Mighty Sphincter - Fag Bar; Victims Family - Homophobia. This is the J.D.s Top Ten today. Get with it.

When you're reading MaximumRocknRoll, everything is question authority - question rules applied to music, ecology, politics, the mosh pit......But what about sex? If you're fighting against how the majority tells you to act, then how can you act like the majority when it comes to sex-type-stuff? The biggest way schools, parents, the church, and other institutions control youth is by telling them who they have to love and fuck. How you have to act according to the rules of being a girl or a boy. Who says girls can't be butch? Who says boys can't be fags?

J.D.s is the homocore movement.

"See how the other half lives and fucks. Recommended for hets." - review of J.D.s in Scut Magazine

J.D.s is a softcore zine for hardcore kids. All you punks who have ever been called a fag or a dyke - you know what we're talking about. Our themes so far have been tattooing, motorcycles, and movies, and upcoming issues include skateboarding and homocore bands. We actively solicit stuff from our readers (photos, comix, drawings, etc.), and we'll publish any of the true-to-life sex adventures of a fag or dyke punk sent to us. We promise. J.D.s is also looking for more groups who want to be interviewed, so write us now, 'cause we're getting ready to release a cassette for sale: "J.D.s Homocore Hits". Our new issue is 42 pages of "pure pornography" and it's three bucks. No dough, no go. (U.S.) We are the New Lavender Panthers. Don't be gay, write today.

Bruce has quit his column for Eye Magazine, but you can relive all his snide remarks, travelogues, political commentary, and unequivocal support for pederasty, Pope-bashing, and Muslim-loving here